I was in this Bar one day when two pieace's of Black Tarmac walked in.As they walked you could hear them saying to each other"I'm really hard i'am, really really hard!", "No your not!" said the other one, "i'm harder than you.

I'm Rock hard, the hardest pieace of tarmac ever!".

The Bar-man shake's his head and poors them a drink.Just then the door opens and in walks a pieace of Red Tarmac, the two pieaces of Black Tarmac run and hide under the table.

The Red Tarmac get's what he wants and leave's the Bar.

The two pieace's of Black Tarmac come out from under the table saying " God, i'm really hard i am, really really hard!", with this the Bar-man say's "How can you two say your really hard, when you both hid when the red tarmac came in the room!", they replied"He's never right in the head - he's a cyclepath!"...... he he he he .