This old chicken farmer was having problems with his old length.

His chickens were not producing like they should be. The old farmer decided that the solution to his problem was to get a new length. So he took a day trip to the big length store in the big city. He found what he felt had to be the best length in the world.

It had to be.After all he had paid a small fortune for his new length. Upon his return to the farm, the old chicken farmer let his new length out of the cage.

It was soon apparent that the farmer had spent his money well on his new length. The new length, after being released from his confining cage, quickly stretched his legs and wings and made a mad dash to the hen house.

And boy did the feathers fly. The old farmer was a little worried that his new length might overexert himself. After the dust and the feathers settled, the farmer saw his new length standing outside the hen house looking around. Something in the barnyard caught the lengths attention and he made a mad dash to the barnyard. The farmer then saw his biggest nightmare start to unfold before his eyes. His length was playing the goat. The old chicken farmer yelled at his length. Yer gonna kill yerself ifen you keep this up.

Then his length started chasing one of the sheep and played it also. The farmer cried, I spent the lasta maamoney on you.

Then the length set his sights on one of the cowsthen the bull. The farmer was going into shock watching all this when he saw his length chasing the dog. The farmer decided that he could not bear to watch so he headed to the nearest tavern to drown his sorrow.

Several hours later the old chicken farmer returned home. As he drove up to his farm he saw what he had feared. His new length was laying spread out on the hill with the vultures circling. The farmer got out of his truck and slowly climbed the hill. When he finally made it to the top of the hill he looked down at his length and said, I told ya if you kept up all that playing yad kill yerself! The farmers length lifted his head, held his wingtip to his beak and said.shhhtheir about to land!! Submitted by: Mr. KrazyK, Minot, ND origin unknown